We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
