I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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