There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Man, jail baloney is awful.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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