I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I have demons in me.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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