Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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