I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
