I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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