talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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