Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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