As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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