Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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