singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Even my vagina gasped.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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