You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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