and you said cock pushups were impossible
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I want to be your penis for a week.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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