She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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