i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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