Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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