Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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