Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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