I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
