Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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