It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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