I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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