It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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