Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
im holly from the hills drunk
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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