i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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