Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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