Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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