I seem to have left my pride at pride
operation harelip BJ is a go
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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