How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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