She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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