don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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