yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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