white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They took my balls.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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