If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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