the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is the high leading the old right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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