i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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