how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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