I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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