love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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