I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My penis needs a shock collar
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
