so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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