**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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