Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
this will be a night to untag.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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