she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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