He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
