I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's never too late to be topless.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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