Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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