your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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