Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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